This collection of Mark Twain quotes presents the best of the curmudgeonly writer's thoughts on diet, exercise, medicine, smoking, drinking, romance, parenting, old age, fashion, finances, politics, and stress management. Curated by a well-known Twain expert and mining lesser-known texts, speeches, and notebooks. Makes for the perfect gift for anyone who has had enough of Gwyneth's self-righteous advice and the ramblings of the blogosphere. Can be personalized with up to three characters. Bon.